Thermal Energy Development. Could Menopausal Women Halt Global Warming?

The research professions are buzzing from exciting new developments detailing technology that will capture Hot Flash thermal energy from menopausal women. A research lab has suggested how women will one day be fitted with an appliance presently known as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that will extract the thermal energy on a Hot Flash and storehouse the energy for application on battery apparatus, or be sent as electrical thermal energy into the power grid and sold back to the major power companies.

This thermal energy system could someday become known as one of the greatest Green Feats ever.

Scientists are urgently studying the potential of converting thermal energy formulated from the organic heat pump of women in menopause into a very real renewable energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the ladies who finally are the saviours of the planet? Because they're going to take it over one day anyways, they may as well save it in the meantime. Our recent population demographics suggest that there is no better time for a thermal energy development such as this one. The current collective aggregate of Hot Flash power index can be harnessed to satisfy our thermal energy addiction. Personal thermal energy might just become the Green Feat technology that saves us all.

The control of this mostly safe thermal energy reservoir might be the beginning we need worldwide to change our abuse of nature, to a degree that mankind has not seen before. Not only will women have all the power they will also BE the power, and at the same time guarantee control of us all to the rightful caregivers of the planet - Womankind. The popularity of 40-something females, will grow massivly and they will naturally take control of the planet once and for all.

Fast forward to the future, power addicted junkies will cherish the presence of the Hot Flash woman for the gift of their "sustainable" thermal energy. The "radiance" of a woman's hot flash during menopause will adapt from the fear it instills in the male population nowadays, to one of admiration as we will be at peace with, the reality that she is the producer of the thermal energy for his "Crackberry".

Envision a time when you can just plug your PDA into a COEGR thermal energy device and reload the battery! The Woman in menopause will easily become a HOT Commodity,(except I think they already are now...) Energy seeking people will look for them at the mall, as we come to grips with the fact that they "Got The Power"! Shopping Malls could run the lights for their entire facility on the thermal energy of their shoppers! Without a doubt, substantial discounts could be exchanged for supplying the thermal energy.

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